Tenga la bendad para ayudame

That’s my high school Spanish from memory. Probably spelled wrong too. It was intended to be – Please have the kindness to help me. My Spanish is sufficient to order in a Tex-Mex restaurant or call out for help from where I’ve fallen in a ditch.

Amazon recently offered to translate my books into Spanish and I did those that were eligible. A few days in the response is underwhelming. If any of you are native speakers and can report how well they translated my books please tell me when you stop laughing.

Oh, they are supposed to add other languages. How about Hindi and Chinese? Now there’s a market to tap!